Review Summary: If you like Adam Sandler, check this album out. It is him at his best.
If you have time to sit down, chill, and burst with laughter, this album is for you. Although this album has amazing realistic sounds and voiceovers, it would help if you have a very active imagination to enjoy Stan and Judyâs Kid to its fullest extent.
âHot Water Burn Babyâ features a great impression of a baby by Sandler. It starts with Allen Covert (Big Daddy, Grandmaâs Boy) as Sandlerâs dad explaining there is another baby on the way. He warns him that hot water is harmful to a baby. Soon, it transfers to Sandler 30 years later, watching a native ritual of women dunking their newborn into steaming water as a rite of passage. Having the old rule, âHot water burns baby!â stuck in his head, Sandler comically freaks out.
3/5
âCool Guy 1â has Sandler with, what sounds like, a beautiful woman. He tries to put the moves on her and fails. Things were going well, until he refers to his penis in a comical way. The woman then laughs, and ends the night, hoping to never see him again.
4/5
â7 Foot Manâ is a live version of a new song. It is, as you should know by the title, about a 7-foot man. Sandler sings how life is tough for him, such as fitting through doorways, and hitting the ceiling fan. The song is ok, but the audienceâs reactions make the song more enjoyable. Without the crowd, the song would not stand strong.
3/5
âThe Peeperâ is a hilarious interpretation of what would go on in a Peeping Tomâs head as he peeps on a beautiful woman. This couldnât have been done any better. Sandlerâs voice is perfect for this character. Things are going great for the pervert until her boyfriend (Covert) arrives and spots him. Soon, the cops arrive and take the pervert away in a comically embarrassing fashion.
5/5
âCool Guy 2â is Sandler with another beautiful woman trying to have some fun. He fails to get the woman in the mood yet again in another hilarious way. He cannot seem to keep smooth for longer than 53 seconds.
3.5/5
âDee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)â is a song about the friend everyone has; that guy that is always late, always borrowing your things, and never seems to help any situation. Unlike â7 Foot Manâ, this is actually a great song. It is similar to a âWeird Alâ song. It isnât a parody of anything, but it has great lyrics. The background of this song features clips of his friend saying things that would just irritate you, âSorry, I was asleep..â âAwe, man, I forgot my snowshoesâ¦â âI donât have the money tonight, can you spot me?...â. The song sounds like it would be annoying, but itâs not. It is simply very funny.
3.5/5
âWhiteyâ is a track over 16 minutes long of dialog between an older man, and a Spencerâs store clerk in the food court at the mall. They talk about some stores, and just life. The script is well done. Whitey is a great character. If you are not familiar with this CD, you may still recognize Whitey. The old, short man in the animated movie 8 Crazy Nights is the same character. If you thought the movie was good, then you HAVE to listen to this track. Whitey is extremely nice, but you just canât help but to laugh at the guy.
4.5/5
âCool Guy 3â is yet another scenario of this almost-smooth guy, trying to get with a beautiful woman. He fails yet again. He seems to change his reaction in this one. He takes her reaction more as if it happens often, which it does. Maybe heâs thinking he should change his waysâ¦
3/5
âShe Comes Home to Meâ is a song about a man bragging that he is in a relationship with a well-known whor*. He sings that sheâll do certain naughty things to you, but sheâll come home to him. He gets into extreme detail with the things sheâd to you, and follows it up with things like, sheâd find his socks, and go antiquing with him. He knows itâs just work for her, and she does it only for the cash, but she MAKES LOVE to him.
4/5
âThe Championâ is about a famous golfer, played by Blake Clarke (50 First Dates, Home Improvement), performing. All you really hear is the announcer, and a little bit of the champion and the crowd at a distance. Some things happen that mess up his drives, and he soon gets enraged. It reminds a person of the movie Happy Gilmore. The champion soon gets so enraged that he starts a scene that escalates pretty much as far as it could have. The announcer does an amazing job of commentating every little event. Although you cannot see anything, the sounds, and voiceovers are amazing.
4.5/5
âCool Guy 4â has the same character that gave up on dates with women, and tries phone sex. He, again fails, and somehow gets a phone sex operator to hang up on him. Itâs definitely worth a listen.
3.5/5
âChanukah Song, Pt. 2â is the infamous Chanukah Song altered. It carries the same melody, but has different lyrics. It definitely stands up to the classic. It wouldnât be considered to be better, but it would not be considered a waste of time to give it a listen.
4.5/5
âInner Voiceâ is similar to âThe Peeperâ, except it is in a normal personâs head, with a pervertâs inner voice. The voice never really says any words, just grunts, laughs, and whines. The guy appears to be smooth, but the inner voice is a simple pig. The woman seems to be perfect girl for any man. She is laid back, beautiful, and funny. The man works up to getting a date with her by being witty and goofy. If only she could hear inside his head...
4.5/5
âCool Guy 5â has given up on normal dating, after numerous failed attempts, and finally tries his luck with a hooker. Things are going great, and then he says the usual terrible line that normally ends everything. The hooker doesnât mind. For a moment, the âCool Guyâ thinks he found the perfect solution to his terrible luck with women. After a couple more lines, the hooker pulls out a badge, and her cuffs. Sheâs a cop. The âCool Guyâ, feeling completely useless an angry, gets put into the cop car, and thatâs the end of the âCool Guyâ.
4/5
âWelcome my Sonâ is a song about a dad worrying if his son will grow up to smoke weed. The son is only six, but the dad is concerned. The song is pretty short, and not quite clever, but it is fairly entertaining.
2/5
âThe Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnieâ is a disturbing scenario of a middle-aged alcoholic behind the wheel of a boat with his nephew and his friends. Some alcohol is involved and people get hurt. The first person gets caught under the propeller, and the story gets more psychotic from there. This has the best voiceover of any track on the album. It is so realistic, that it may be too disturbing for some. This story ends in a massacre. This is probably the best track on the album.
5/5
âRepriseâ is just a simple audio collogue of the album. It is just clips of some of the tracks over a new beat. An intelligent person wouldnât waste their time listening to this track, even if it is only about a minute long.
2/5
This is overall a great album. If you like Sandlerâs work at all, you have to check this out. The voiceovers are all amazing, and the scripts are written very well.
Recommended Tracks:
The Peeper
Whitey
She Comes Home to Me
The Champion
Inner Voice
The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
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